Maltpress

An appeal for non-dinosaur stickers

I’ve moved in to my new office. It’s very lovely. I feel very professional and incredibly productive, and I have my own little kettle and comfy chair and two desks. I think I could live here quite happily if not for the lack of shower.

I even have air con!

What I don’t have, however, is the coolest filing cabinet in the world. At the moment it probably ranks only third or fourth. Don’t get me wrong: it’s brilliant, and it feels very grown up to have my own filing cabinet. But it’s very… er… brown.

For this reason I want to decorate it with whatever stickers I can lay my grubby little hands on. So far (as you can see from the image above) all I have are some dinosaur stickers I got from the Guardian a long, long time ago. So I’m putting out an appeal: give me stickers for your business and you’ll get a plug on my Twitter feed and my website and, of course, on what will become the best filing cabinet in the world. Ever.

Of course, if you sell dinosaurs you’re out of luck; I don’t want any more stickers featuring our reptilian once and future overlords.

If you want to bung me any other free stuff to try out in my office (Nespresso coffee people, I’m squinting sleepily in your direction) that would be ace too. But I’ll settle for some stickers. You can pop them in the post to me – my address is on my contact page.