Another new poem
I wrote this for Twitter user (and super networker) @annhawkins. She correctly guessed my weight in a Twitter game of… er… guess my weight.
So I wrote her something on the theme of Get Fit June. I hope you like it.
GET IN MY FACE, CAKE. RIGHT NOW.
I would punch a bear upon his nose
Or ride an angry crocodile
Watch a thousand talent shows
Or walk a bit more than a mile.
I’d put out fires with my hands
Shove bees in jars while nuddy;
Listen to Coldplay cover bands
Let a tiger eat my buddy
For you, oh cake
Oh cake oh cake oh cakey cake.
Cakecakecakecake caaaaaaaake.
Cake.
God, cake, get in me now.
I am not a natural dieter.